There are many like it but this one is mine...

My new Ipod Nano,I call him Timmy, is suffering from symptoms common to many new Ipod Nanos. He's been fatigued and has difficulty concentrating. Often, he's only well enough to make half of an album cover photo appear in the "Now Playing" window. I've tried to talk to him about it but when I do he simply shuts down. The specialists tell me he'd have a good chance of making a full recovery if we just cleaned out his whole system. Though I don't want him getting get any worse, I am fearful of trying the procedure on my own. I should have just bought the warrantee.