Alternatives to Barbra
For those out there willing to plunk down $3500 for Barbra Streisand tickets, please consider these musical entertainment alternatives:
1) KISS Reunion! --Madison Square Garden, performing their greatest hits on a loop, for seventy-two hours straight, with no bathroom breaks--in full makeup, of course.
2) Beatles Reunion!-- One night only, also at Madison Square Garden, with the reanimated corpses of John and George. Vanilla Fudge to open.
3) Michael Bolton!-- In Space! That's right folks, the sexy and soulful, pony-tailed heart-throb, performing in zero-gravity for one full orbit around the earth.
4) U2!--Two nights. (All encores pending the decision of the band.)
5) Twisted Sister!-- The "We're not Gonna Take It" guys will be your personal sex slaves, and minstrels on demand for one week. *All members to be tested for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases, and present a clean bill of health upon arrival.
posted by Peter @ 7:56 AM
6 Comments:
All sound better than Babs. If I wanted to spend the evening with a high maintenance jewish chick, I'd stay home by myself.
Actually, I'm not that high maintenance.
Lisa
I'm up for the KISS show. But only if Gene spits fire and coughs up blood a few times during the marathon.
Lisa, you're a delight.
Yeah, Gene will cough up so much blood they'll need to sweep the stage with a Zamboni at least once every other hour.
Can I just pay someone twenty bucks to shoot me in the face instead? Oy.
If not...Twisted Sister, definitely.
Well, Helen I can tell you from experience that the Twisted Sister package is worth every penny. What they lack in youthfull vigor they make uo for in pastel war paint and sheer gratitude.
Post a Comment
<< Home