I know what I want to be for halloween

I'm going to be teratoma! The cancer with hair and teeth included! Surely, turning myself into a walking ball of slime, teeth and hair (with maybe a baby arm for good measure) women will find me irresistable. Parents will approach me to take pictures with their young ones to mark the occasion. If my teratoma halloween costume is as much of a hit as I expect it to be, I might just be filling in for the fire department santa clause this year on Christmass morning. It's all about the children.