The black pant back in black commercial
This is a "Front Pocket PANT." Fuck that word, Pant. It really rubs me the wrong way. Like ripping cardboard and hangnails, hearing it makes me nauseous and a little sad. Plenty of girls say the word "panties" makes them squirm. Well, maybe "pant" is the guy version?
*The title of this post is a bit of found art. It's the sequence of search words I typed hastily in to Google Images. I think it's pretty snappy.
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I found myself doing a lot of rapid shallow breathing while reading about the pant. Is that normal Doctor?
The only thing worse than the word "pant" is to say two pair of pants.. The singular sounding pair instead of pair(s) drives me nuts too.
And even worse is that, gulp, audrey hepburn is advertising them for the gap from the grave. silent scream here.
Lisa
Dale- That's one point for my theory. I suggest some hot tea and a zinc supplement. We'll get through this together, Dale.
Lisa- I was thinking of the reanimated corpse of Audrey Hepburn dancing to ACDC. Two great artists shilling against their will.
Yeah, two "pair" of pants is rough too. We must alert the MLA style people.
I feel bad for poor Audrey too, I just saw the ad a few days ago.
I think if Audrey were alive, she we wouldn't be caught dead at the Gap. Oops.
Lisa
Hahaha, you're right Lisa.
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