Questions Upon Waking From a Five-Year Coma
1) Can I smoke in here?
2) Who knew orangutans were so ornery...and strong?
3) Do I even want to ask what my insurance rates are like?
4) Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a tie? Is he?...oh dear god.
5) Why do these cards read "From Cherryl and MIKE."?
6) Who's Mike?
7) Are you sure I can't smoke in here?
posted by Peter @ 6:30 AM
5 Comments:
Mike says you can have one of his smokes. Seems only fair since your girlfriend's been smokin' his pole ;)
Too late, Red Queen. Mike was recently beaten to death with his own arms by--you guessed it-- orangutans. They're calling it a freak accident.
Damn! I'm too slow with the funny today. I blame the orangutans. Those damn dirty apes!
8.) you mean people elected bush?
9.) you mean people RE elected bush?
10.) can an orangutan hold office, I didn't know that.
Lisa
I'd love to see Bush scratching his head with his toes.
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