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Tony Danza
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Enjoy Tony Danza.
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Daydream Vaccination-
Daydream Vaccination, the freshmaker.
Daydream Vaccination innovate your world.
Wow. Thanks sloganizer.net!
What major accounts are the folks at sloganizer.net working on these days?
Toyota-
Toyota takes good care of you.
Fuckin-A! Show me more! I can't get enough of sloganizer.net!!
Shame-
Nobody doesn't like Shame.
That's a little weird
A Pail Full of Kittens
There's lots of fun in A Pail Full of Kittens.
Aaaaww. It's effective cause it's true.
Hiroshima
Think Hiroshima.
??????
Love Actually
Love Actually kicks ass.
A little confusing, but...ok.
Crystal Meth
You know when it's Crystal Meth.
You're tellin' me.
Slave Labor
Slave Labor makes me hot.
Now that's just...
Hand Jobs
Jesus loves hand jobs.
I didn't make that one up. You're a sick bastard sloganizer.net!!
posted by Peter @ 7:47 AM
7 Comments:
haha, my sides ache now!
thanks for the ab workout.
Thanks brat! It was kind of a long one. I'm glad you liked it.
Peter, now I know that Jesus does indeed love me. Thanks to you and Sloganizer.net!! Thanks Peter. And Sloganizer.net!!
Those Germans are some bastards, aren't they?
My slogan:
Cup of Coffey for your life.
Ooh la la, lulu.
GENIUS!
thanks!
Dale-Thet's right, Jesus loves you almost as much as he...I'm an Atheist and I still can't say it. Thanks sloganizer.net
Beth- The Germans did get out of line. There's nothing sexy or cool about slave labor.
Lulu- Thanks so much Lulu. Are we singing now. lu lu la la la =)
wow, jesus does love everyone/everything, eh? oh my gosh. that is all too funny. thanks for the laugh this morn.
Lisa
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