This is what I look like
I don't know exactly what this accomplishes. I feel like, putting your picture up on a blog is sort of going the whole way.
On the phenomenal blog, "go fug yourself"--I would put a link here but I'm too stupid to figure out how--which uses fugly celebrity photos for writing fodder, images of the two brilliant women who write it are conspicuously absent. Maybe I should have taken my cue from them. But do you really need to see pictures of cancer, Keith Richards, cub scouts and Oscar De La Hoya? I gave you fuzzy-David Blaine, isn't that enough?!?!
posted by Peter @ 1:45 PM
8 Comments:
You look nothing like a teratoma. The fantasy that you are a hamock-hovering gelatinous glob with teeth and hair, or that you are in fact a muppet is over. Que sera, sera.
I meant to save this as a draft. Damn. I was going to make a point. I'll fix it tomorow. Thanks for saying I don't look like cancer Red Queen.
You're actually pretty cute- but the last time I said that to a boy he started stuttering incoherently. I thought I'd soften the blow and just say you don't look like cancer.
Th-Th-Th-Thank you! What about Dr. Bunsen Honeydew? I think he's cute?
Jeeze, I'm blushing in cyber space. And if I'm pretty cute, you're downright sexy. Smile, Hair, smart, funny...etc.
Thank god I love the color red- cause you're not the only one blushing.
And I happen to think the good Muppet Doctor is teh sexy.
You could ask a girl for her email address next time you want to make her blush.
right, right...my email is
myspacepeter@yahoo.com
and my myspace page is
www.myspace.com/petevelcro
Just in case you're a myspace junkie like me.
Is that you singing? It's amazing. Damn.
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